Weekend Update : What was the worse things ever happened to rock and roll

In my 32 years of listen to the radio, reading Newspaper and maginzine, going to gig, taking the long road to gig and and finding new and good bands on the internet and buying there C.D. because the local radio only give you a spin on Sunday night because because there to boring for daytime weekday radio or there nothing under the rug(i.e. payoal).

So when Blender Mag list the 50 worst things that ever happened to music biz you have to ask what bad about that or that so here the 1st in a series of the endless list you see in rock maginzine and in the paper let rip up the endless and my opiens of there place in history

BLENDER 50 WORST THING TO HAPPEND TO MUSIC

April 2006

50. Sgt. PepperÂ’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Concept albums, progressive rock, Brian Wilson’s nervous breakdown, baby boomers yammering away about the Summer of Love, musicians taking themselves more seriously than cancer surgeons — all the Beatles’ fault.
(hey begin diifence is a risk, some are good and some horribleable, but hey it still the best Alublm of all time)

49. That dude who yells “Freebird!at ever show
(Hey i yell out smell like spiritspirts at ever jazz show)

48. Hip-Hop Skits
(their futher audition for mad TV if there rap act only last 15 mintuts)

47. Slash Quits GNÂ’R
Paradise City officially became uninhabitable in 1996 when Slash walked out on Axl Rose, shattering one of the best, most rewardingly volatile relationships in rock history.
(and also make Axl Rose wash-up has been)

46. Decency
In 1967, the Rolling Stones were forced to change a not particularly salacious song to protect the tender sensibilities of the American television-viewing public. Thirty-nine years and one stray Super Bowl breast later, the Rolling Stones are forced to change a not particularly salacious song to protect the tender sensibilities of the American television-viewing public
(if wasnt for big event over eight figer, and not beging contorl by MTV ect.ect.)

45. Rootkits
In their desperation to make their new releases piracy-proof, Sony Music also managed to make them privacy-proof. The label was busted last year for releasing CDs with copy-protection software built in that, when played in PCs, could send data from your computer to the record company.
(What the Dressy Bessy is not help the bottom line)

44. Rock poets
Lyrics do not constitute poetry. Neither do pedestrian observations your life-coach thinks are profound. And despite what Jim Morrison seemed to believe
(But they do make better Slam poet chamption, and in return make better music)

43. Non-fake Lesbians
Just so long as theyÂ’re not playing music......Now t.A.T.u., on the other hand
(The Indio girls still rocks but did they ever here the follow upfrom t.a.t.u.)

42. Scott Stapp
(No wonder Kid Rock call him a idito)

41. Melisma
(you up your own pun, because i can think of one)

40. Parrotheads
(Hey my last trip to “Margaritaville” was a very good trip, what are you talking about)

39. AIDS
(if your not careful, it may kill you)

38. Sting(hey, what worst with sting)

37. Gilbert OÂ’Sullivan
In suing Biz Markie for sampling “Alone Again, Naturally,” in his 1991 song “Alone Again,” this ’70s British novelty twerp had a chilling effect on hip-hop’s most basic musical technique, establishing a legal precedent for litigious, hip-hop-ignorant tight-asses.
(But why bis, why not the Fatboys Slim he sample)

36. Sean Combs is Â… Puff Daddy is Â… P. Diddy is Â… Diddy.
(and in a few year time it going to be P. Dig)

35-32. Van Halen fire David Lee Roth,Van Halen hire Sammy Hagar,Van Halen fire Sammy Hagar, Van Halen hire Gary Cherone
(And how Van Halen now ah)

31. Jazz fusion
It’s a rule of thumb that any music that uses “jazz” as a prefix will make you want to saw your head off in boredom (see also: jazz-funk, jazz rap, jazz house).
(But it sound so great, it good)

30. Braided Goatees
(hey mommy that bass player from that punk mealt band is scary me with that hair do.)

29. Popera
Soaring key changes! 53-year-old groupies! Incessant use of the word amore!
(but they have not see manny in the Mirror that rock oprea rock)

28. The Disappearance of Independent Record Stores
For music geeks, losing the mom-and-pop stores is like losing a musty, nerd-filled home away from home.
(and i streets that out almost everday, so if you can please go buy any new release at you local indie store.)

27. “Jukebox” Musicals
Why is crowbarring classic-rock songs into a play with a “plot” apparently written on the back of a matchbook so detestable? Not just because the results are creaky and insulting — the Queen-themed We Will Rock You — but also because they reveal that the rock stars involved don’t care about art, only money. And, despite recent high-profile flops — Lennon, Good Vibrations — there’s no end in sight.
(as long they dont do the stage version of disney rock n roll musicial it going to be OK)

26. Adam DuritzÂ’s dreadlocks
(Mommy what that guy with scary hair singing a bad pop song)

25. Tribute Albums
DonÂ’t die. If you do, a dozen artists who ripped off all your ideas while you were alive
(coming soon to your fave indie store Seattle triburt to detroit, CD title we shouet wran you.)

24. Mark David Chapman
(The Man who rob us of great rock n roll forever)

23. Woodstock Â’99
The lineup was bad enough — a lame attempt at multi-culti harmony mixing patchouli-soaked pied pipers (Rusted Root) with braindead alpha-males (Insane Clown Posse). When the event got going, the second sequel to the Summer of Love quickly degenerated into an ugly free-for-all of sexual assault, arson, ODs — and $6 pizza slices. No wonder those ATMs were looted.
(and i still can not belived i play 50 bucks for the entier weekend on Pay per view)

22. Lists That Reduce Rock History to a Series of Glib Soundbites
(Sorry.)
(This is one of them)

21. Nearly Every Hip-Hop Video
(so there your reason why MTV2 sucks)

20-18. Syn Drums,Electric Violins, and Soprano Sax
(This crasy mind contorl is so hypnoicd)

17. Fred Durst
(have you hear his last few CD that sunk)

16. Replacement Lead Singers
(i hoped finding a lead singer on a really TV Show did wonder for you)

15. CDs
First, record companies made everyone re-buy their entire collections on newfangled “compact discs,” promising sonic superiority and virtual indestructibility. Despite obvious drawbacks — ever try to separate seeds and stems on a jewel case? — everyone ponied up anyway. Then, once this digital format became the very means by which music could be ripped and distributed for free, these same companies cried poor. Boo. Hoo.
(and you thinl $15 will help your bottom line)

14. Florida
We are besmirching Florida, the Sunshine State, unholy font of the Backstreet Boys, ’N Sync, O-Town, limpbizkit, 2 Live Crew, dangling chads and an army of drum-pummeling, grizzly-bear-mimicking death-metal bands with names too “evil” (i.e., moronic) to mention. A curse upon the balmy Southern realm!
(and if was not for the white stipes we would still listen to that crap)

13. Light Aircraft
(there to prove the road is better than taking to the air, but have one extra truse body to protect you gear.)

12. Kevin Federline
(Engoght said)

11. “You Really Have to See Them Live.”
First heard muttered by a proselytizing Grateful Dead fan sometime around minute 13 of the studio version of “Terrapin Station, Pt. 1,” this reflexive, defensive cry has long been used as an excuse for the existence of reams of irretrievably dull Phish, Widespread Panic and moe. records. If your studio albums feel limp compared with your live show, don’t put them out.
(no wonder that gig sold out two months ago)

10. “Colonel” Tom Parker
Meet the Slobodan Milosevic of artist management: Before Suge Knight, Lou Pearlman or even Allen Klein came the “Colonel” — inventor of ruinously exploitative rock management. Getting his hooks into Elvis in 1955, the Dutch con man artfully steered the King away from making music (which he had something of a knack for) and towards the likes of Clambake, Kissin’ Cousins, Kid Galahad and the 30-odd other Hollywood forgettables he made instead of recording or touring for most of the next decade.
(and he did not let him make a phyadelice CD)

9. Whitey
(so do this mean the white man is pushing ever bad boy band)

8. The Age of 27
(we still mis you Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Brian Jones and Robert Johnson)

7. Finding God
(god love good music and so do we)

6. MadonnaÂ’s British Accent
(you still sound america to me)

5. Ecstasy
(Like mr. MaCkey on TV south Park say, Drug are bad OKay!)

4. Neverland Ranch
(It a bad place i would never take my kids too)

3. “The Star-spangled banner”
(This just in Fox News is bashing Bender Magzine for put “The Star-spangled banner”
as the worst thing that happen to music, coverahappenedday on FNC.)

2. Suge Knight
(some thing bad will happend if i say anything bad, so no comment)

and finlay No.1

1. Kids Today!
(i am asking myself that same question)

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